A lady goes to see her priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.” “What do they say?” the priest inquired. “They say, ‘Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun? Isn’t that awful?” the woman laments.

“That’s obscene!” the priest exclaimed. Then he thought for a moment. “You know,” he said, “I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male parrots who talk, and I have taught them to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we’ll put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship God, and your parrots are sure to stop saying… that… that indecent phrase…in no time.” “Thank you,” the woman responded, “this may very well be the solution!”

The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest’s house. As he ushered the woman in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and actually praying, their pious little faces upturned toward heaven with beaks moving slightly as they prayed intently to the Lord.

Very impressed, the woman walked over and placed her parrots inside the cage with these very devout parrots. After a few minutes, sure enough, the female parrots cried out in unison: “Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun?” A long moment of silence ensued. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, “Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!”

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  • Clyo Beck

    That’s a great joke, Stephanie. Thanks for the laugh.

    I’m visiting your site because I saw your invitation today in the chat room of Agape Live asking Love Streamers to connect with you via Facebook, and you know how one thing leads to another…

    Thanks so much for embedding the Abraham video about natural disasters. I needed to see it.

    You are on the ball!

    Peace and Blessings.

  • Stephanie Rainbow

    Clyo — Thanks so much for stopping by! I really appreciate your taking the time to click around! :) And how divinely synchornostic about the Abe video! :) I have to admit I put that up some time ago! :) Just proves that Truth is ALWAYS Timely! :)

    Rainbow Blessings to you! Will look forward to chatting with you again in the Love Stream and invite others to join us: