THE 8 DAYS OF HANUKKAH

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On the first night of Hanukkah my true love gave to me

  • Lox, bagels and some cream cheese

On the second night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me

  • 2 Kosher pickles and
  • Lox, bagels and some cream cheese

On the third night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me

  • 3 pounds of corned beef
  • 2 Kosher pickles and
  • Lox, bagels and some cream cheese

On the fourth night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me

  • 4 potato latkes
  • 3 pounds of corned beef
  • 2 Kosher pickles and
  • Lox, bagels and some cream cheese

On the fifth night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me

  • 5 bowls of chicken soup
  • 4 potato latkes
  • 3 pounds of corned beef
  • 2 Kosher pickles and
  • Lox, bagels and some cream cheese

On the sixth night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me

  • 6 pickled herrings
  • 5 bowls of chicken soup
  • 4 potato latkes
  • 3 pounds of corned beef
  • 2 Kosher pickles and
  • Lox, bagels and some cream cheese

On the seventh night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me

  • 7 noodle kugels
  • 6 pickled herrings
  • 5 bowls of chicken soup
  • 4 potato latkes
  • 3 pounds of corned beef
  • 2 Kosher pickles and
  • Lox, bagels and some cream cheese

On the eighth night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me

  • 8 bottles of Pepto Bismol
  • 7 noodle kugels
  • 6 pickled herrings
  • 5 bowls of chicken soup
  • 4 potato latkes
  • 3 pounds of corned beef
  • 2 Kosher pickles

and

Lox, bagels and some cream cheese!

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