Q: What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A: A runny bunny.
Q: Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter?
A: He didn’t have the hare fare.
Q: How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
A: One. After that the basket won’t be empty.
Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because the chicken had his Easter eggs.
Chicken: What’s the difference between the Easter rabbit and a mattababy?
Egg: What’s a mattababy?
Chicken: Nothing. What’s the matter with you?
Q: Where do Easter bunnies dance?
A: At the basketball.